Parker went to Skelos badlands next. It was hot as hell there and Parker wished he had a baby bottle to quench his thirst. Then he encountered his first enemy, those weird guys with fire for hands and heads. It hit Parker on the rear with one of it's fireballs, where Parker learned something very important, grass and fire do not mix very well at all. He ran around panicking before he pulled it off and threw it to the ground. The enemy laughed at him, which earned Parker's fire rapier in it's groin. Parker just stood there, covering his privates before Sparx came along with a fresh grass diaper. I really love how adorable Parker looks in that position, although he doesn't and becomes violent whenever it's brought up. So don't talk about it near him.