Based on another episode of Fantastic Max. One day, I was climbing a tree, when I slipped and fell. My fall was broken by a scientist from Area 51. The scientist thought I looked like an alien from old hieroglyphics, so he dragged me to the science center. The scientists surrounded me with amazement. Then one scientist said he would be the first to examine and alien artifact. At first, I didn't know what he meant. Then he procured a pair of tweasers and grabbed my safety pin with them. He pulled until it came off, forcing me to hold up my diaper. He then looked at the safety pin under a microscope like a moron. And that wasn't the worst of it. He then examined the "Wearable tapestry" I had. I bet you know what that is.