One day, I went out for a stroll in the calm meadow. Suddenly, I stepped on something sharp. I thought some jack ass dropped a broken bottle, but it wasn't even made of glass, it was a safety pin. I picked it up and noticed it was the same color as the one I had. Then I looked down and almost screamed when I noticed that my safety pin was missing. Then one I stepped on was the one that held my diaper up. And yet, my diaper was still up, like it was held up by psychokinesis or something. I walked around a little bit and my diaper was still hanging on. I sprinted all the way back home and it was still on. I showed Parker my magic diaper, and the second he touched it, it fell off.

This is based on Scenes from Cartoons where a character takes the safety pin off their diaper and their diaper stays on regardless. This was seen several times in the Smurfs cartoon. The most notable example was when Baby Smurf was descended on a fishing line by his safety pin and the pin came undone, causing him to plummet before being caught by it again, but his diaper was still on. Must be magic.