One day, I was fiddling around in a crib at a friends house. There wasn't much to do in that crib, my friend's mother set me in there and I was unable to get out. After soiling my diaper out of boredom, I took out my pacifier and threw it up in the air. It soared out of the crib and landed on a shelf beyond it. I suddenly felt the urge to suck on something (don't think about any of that stuff you sick freaks), I reach out and tried to grab it. Sadly it was too far. I actually cried in desperation but no one could hear me. My friend's mother was in the shower and my friend himself was downstairs playing Gears of War Judgment at full volume. I banged my head against the side of the crib in frustration and got a massive diaper rash, which forced me to rip my own diaper off and toss it out of the crib. When my friend came upstairs. he found me naked in a fetal position in a wet crib chanting "paci paci" over and over again. This is based on a segment from an old education short rifftrax did called "Drugs are like that" and said that a baby being hooked onto his pacifier is similar to drugs. It's on one of their shorts DVDs, go buy it now!