Tekken was one of the first PS1 games my family got, the very first being Tomb Raider. Unfortunately, since I was still very young, I was absolutely terrible at it. That changed once we got a little miracle machine known as the Gameshark, which I could use to give myself infinite Health.

My favorite Character was Jack (and his bonus unlock, the More Machine Version of himself). Then there was another character who caught my attention, Ganryu. The Reason being, of course, that he was a Sumo Wrestler and one of his costumes was a mawashi. Back then, I was slightly interested in anything that even vaguely resembled a diaper.

So let’s see what Happens when Leon goes into battle dressed in nothing but a mawashi.

Kobold: Hah! What is that?! Are you not even potty trained yet?

Leon: As a matter of Fact I am, but this is a traditional Sumo Wrestler attire.

Kobold: Maybe you should go back to your cartoon print diapers and sit this out, you don’t want to get a rash in the middle of a fight!

Leon: At least I’m not using a Sword in a Martial Arts Tournament!

(Seriously, why the hell did they let Yoshimitsu use a sword? He didn’t do anything with it in the first game, but in the 4th game, he knocked people on the ground and stabbed them with it!)