One morning, Parker woke up and found he was a giant. As he wandered around the city he was in, trying to avoid stepping on anyone, the SASDF (Stupid American Self Defense Force) launched their anti-kaiju weapon, Mecha Parker. This robot features drill missiles in the fingers, waist mounted cannons, rocket tubes in the steel Pelenka and flamethrowers in the nose.

Parker tried to run away from the robot, but it lunged at him and tore off his pelenka, leaving Parker a giant naked baby. Cho Cho Cola and Blue Coke were fictional Sodas that appeared in Resident Evil 2, thank Versus Books for informing me.