Parker: At last I was done with the stupid giant levels. I was then given a Legendary Sword drawn by the creator. While I was off to fetch a special Page for the Mayor, some Super Spoiler stuff happened and the Book of Life was Stolen. Because of this, many of the drawn things, such as the Statue, vanished. For some reason, my recently repaired pelenka vanished as well, but not my sword. Upon returning to the village, I made a diaper of leaves and safety pins. I also broke into Isaac's store and took a Kevlar Vest. Now I'm gonna kick Wilfre's ass.