On a mission to obtain the creamy goodness that is icing, I tie a bandana around my forehead and select my diaper of choice. A Disposable would make too much noise, so I chose a cloth with a knot in the front, as knots on the sides could get caught on something. Sneaking Downstairs, I easily get in the fridge and retrieve the container of icing, my lower eyelids rise with excitement. Almost too easy. Wait, what's that laser sight pointing at my diaper butt?