I remember being rounded up and talked to in the gym about how if we sold enough magazines we could win an animatronic pig. Also, remember those godawful green and pink plastic chairs? You were really lucky if you managed to snag a rare dark blue one during lunch.

Segugio italiano, coal tit, ocellated skink, and bichon frise pulled from my species randomizer.

The typo in the title is intentional.