"COME BACK LIDDLE FUZZY WUZZY BUNNY WUNNY. I'M GONNA LOVE YOU AND HUG YOU AND KISS YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU AND CRUSH YOU AND TIE LITTLE RIBBONS AROUND YOUR NECK AND MAKE YOU ALL CUDDLY WUDDLY."

You just read that in her voice.

The networks loved her. Because network executives are fucking retards.