Kingdom's resident friendly neighborhood cattycorn, de facto princess and President of Operations and Activation for the Kyegrr League Championship (KLC). Named for her adoptive father's land, she waves off a royal life of leisure for her passion: organizing fighting tournaments for a perfectly organized schedule of sponsored brutality. Voted "most private public figure" 5 years in a row and running.

With concentration, Kyeggr's astral light horn is capable of reaching 1000 degrees; at peak heat it can simultaneously slice and cauterize. Most common uses: cold tea reheating and baby carrot cutting party tricks. Functional as an impromptu friend group beacon and hands-free glow stick at raves and music festivals. Conveniently retractable to reduce property damage to low doorways.