Done as a spoof of my recent Anthrocon experience — This year was nerve-racking! For the first time ever, my wife and 5 friends came along with me to AC to check it all out. None of these people are even remotely furry, least of all my wife who actually is quite afraid of it all. Needless to say, they all had so much fun that after the con was over, three of them want me to make them fursuits (including my wife! MAJOR WIN) and want to come back next year!