After years of diligent and ethical scientific practice, something within Fidget Ferret has finally come loose.

But who WOULDN'T go stark raving mad when their dedication to academia only leads to a lifetime of inventing gimmicky infomercial products? Who needs a solar-powered toothbrush? Has anybody ever earned a Nobel prize for finding the solution to grass stains? Is a bread de-cruster the best you can do with a Masters from Ferret MIT?!

It just isn't enough! Not for Fidget. His inventions will be NOTICED, goddammit! No more Oxy-Shine! No more Funny Putty! Fidget serves a NEW master!

The ACME Catalog!

And if you're lucky, maybe he'll pick you to test his many, many prototypes.

I invented this character a few months back and decided to redesign him a bit. Fidget is Kristian's roommate. He is abraisive and self-serving, but with a kind of ferrety energy/curiosity/affection.