"Ree went out to gather some apples from an orchard we found... don't look at me like that, it's not stealing if nobody catches us. Anyway, he went to get apples, but he came back not only without any apples, but without the sack he took with him. He was shaking and clutching his tail like he thought he was going to lose it. Kind of weird, if you ask me. We tried to get him to tell us what happened, but all he'd say is, 'I don't want to talk about it.' I bet he just snuck off and took a nap or something. Lazy..."
-Pik

(Commissioned from Inkslinger)