You know those "The Continental" skits that Christopher Walken does on SNL? Did you know that's based on a real show? For a few months back in 1952, CBS aired "The Continental", a 15-minute show in which a suave sophisticated (and hopefully not so creepy) Italian man played by Renzo Cesana invites you, the viewer, on a romantic rendezvous.

Well, here's my updated version: "The Intergalactic", starring Flarf 21 Joolzak of Planet Debonarion, who is here to seduce lonelyhearted young Earth women.