Teleia Fox, who speaks Esperanto as well as Greek and has been listening to Todd Rundgren's album "A Wizard, A True Star" a lot lately, tells some guy she's from a far-off place called Neniel. This is the version without all the nakey boobs.
Version with all the nakey boobs: https://www.weasyl.com/%7Ekinkyturtle/submissions/1824953/neniel
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McClaw
Yet he somehow followed those directions...