Come one, come all, to the grand re-opening of this amazing water amusement park, with our biggest star, Jakob the Behemoth!
Amaze at his stomach capacity with tanks being emptied every twenty minutes!
Witness his massive body being washed at our regular Behemoth-Showings!
Learn about Behemoths from our on-staff trainers!
Hear the most impressive belches on Earth!
He doesn't care who sees him, he's got nothing better to do anyway! Please come visit, and buy from our gift-shop! We're hemorrhaging funds just keeping this guy fed!
I dunno, I just like fat dudes on display, don't ask me. Picture features a few brave audience members from the furry fandom!