China: I'm gonna love this new bod of mine. Don't you guys think I'm impressive at this size? I even have pecs and muscles. I'm as big as I wanna be, but bigger. And sexier. 😁

Vietnam: You look awesome, my bạn bè (friend)

Laos: This Chinese New Year is gonna be cool now that you are this size. Wish we were as ຂະຫນາດໃຫຍ່ (khanadhainy; huge) as you right now. ^_^

Cuba: I'm just here for the rice, señor.

Singapore: Oh he's big alright. -_-

Taiwan: A big 失望的 (shīwàng de; disappointment).

Hong Kong: Why can't 英国 (Yīngguó/UK) make me one of his 领地 (Lǐngdì/territories) again?

China: Oh, and I didn't invite North Korea. Otherwise I would've crushed him under my mighty feet. I probably have already. Everyone down there looks like 螞蟻 (Mǎyǐ/ants).

I need better titles for my art. Anyway, this is my pic for Chinese New Year 2021. Of all the countries I didn't include these 2:
North Korea for having it's unbelievably strict and unfair laws and Macau for not having a model to begin with.