For $15 I will take your character (or someone else's character, if you want it to be a surprise) and turn them into some other species. The catch is that I get to pick it. It'll retain your character's basic look and patterns, but it might be a whole different phylum, or even a different kingdom. It might even be a fictional species, a hybrid species, or something completely ridiculous. :D

(If you just gotta pick what species to switch it to, add an extra $5 to the payment and let me know what you'd like it to be.)

Interested? Leave a comment and I'll put you in the queue!