It's giraffe mom working on that summer beach bod at the gym. Well... trying to, but anxiety and sheer overall size are making it difficult. I'm not sure if the treadmills can even handle her... but what about her workout clothes? There doesn't seem to be much evidence of breast-support. I theorize that she got this set of workout clothes from a Halloween costume store to avoid the self-conscious anxiety of purchasing the getup from an actual sporting goods store.

Hopefully the 80s-theme doesn't drive too much attention...