I'd imagine the conversation going like this:

"Babe you really gotta get rid of this dinosaur phone."
"No way I'm a cheap ass. Quit shit talking my phone and just take the picture!"
"Ugh fine."

I really don't know what drove me to draw this but it's cute and I really love this stupid shark. :']

PS: He's a slutty vampire and I'm a monster metal head. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)