So in my one d&d game, we started playing as a group of Kobolds, and mine is a rouge swashbuckler. Of course since this game was meant to be slightly silly, I decided to make him a slightly crazy kobold pirate who ironically has a crippling fear of the water, an unhealthy obsession with making people walk the plank (which he carries on him at all times) and often has conversation with his parrot who he insists isn't dead despite the fact it's sewn on to his shoulder pad... All this on top of the fact thanks to our party's wizard "accidentally" temporarily melting his brains to go, causing him to see past the 4th wall and now can hear everything our dm and the players are saying. So yeah he is...interesting to play to say the least.


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