An overheard conversation in the clouds:

You know, we really don't hang out often enough, it's kind of a shame, given that there aren't a whole lot of girls my size.

I was -pretty- sure the two of us never hung out due to the fact that you hate me

That was the OLD me, and also the future me, look, point is, the me RIGHT NOW is in a good mood, so I brought us all to the beach.

Yeah about that who are you people? And why are you giant?

I could easily ask you the same question, you know. You kinda -look- like my least pleasant employee, just with better hair and skin.

Right, yeah, I wanted to invite Jack because she's hot, but then I thought, nah, fuck that, she's a complete bitch, so instead I invited Jack... from the alternate universe where she's at her nicest -and- most powerful. 

Oh wow I'm almost surprised those correlate! Because I had these ideas for a way to absorb matter as a method of body strengthening and...

Nice being relative. 

Okay, so, we're hanging out then. A couple problems there. The first and most obvious, is that the water is -way- too shallow to swim here and quite frankly the beach is pretty small too.

The beach actually seems to be a pretty nice size, we're just very large.

THE SECOND and much bigger problem is I don't know what the hell we would even talk about, don't you usually boast about being some kind of awful capricious elder god thing

Well I don't boast about the caprice or awfulness but yes. Doesn't mean I'm unrelatable though!

Okay fine. Shoot. What are we gonna chat about.

...Swap cookie recipes? ...Dish about boyfriends? Hairstyle updates?

Ooo! Yes. I made this fantastic pili nut recipe AND I gotta vent to somebody about all the fucking PROBLEMS that come from turning your pet himbo superhuman.

I know right! It's like, yeah, I gave you the ability to yeet skyscrapers, and yeah, you do use it for me just fine, but like, chill the fuck out. You're not gonna get any weaker if you just let me nap.

Literally! The rate of strength increase is constant.

Oookay was not expecting you two to actually bond. Sigh.

Y'know you're awfully pessimistic for an island sized MILF. How'd you get so huge if you're not gonna be gregarious about it.

Oh yeah that's always a fun way to swap stories! Tell us Amy~

You fuck off. Ahem. Well it's kind of a long story. 

No it's not.

Alright fine its a story I hate telling then. My boss at the time looted tech from alternate dimensions, I reprogrammed some nanites I barely understood, they ended up assimilating my consciousness, and 20 years of various upgrades on I hit the singularity point and now just try to split off some more bodies whenever I get too big.

She's like a grey goo scenario except sexy!

Wow that is SUPER irresponsible, in, like, eighty different ways. I actually put mad scientist on my business cards and I'm still going 'Daaamn girl'

Yes. Thank you. I'm trying to make up for it. So you just... invented yourself huge, Alt-Jack?

Just Jack please. And, well, no, not really, I was actually working on solving world hunger.

Y'know the problem of world hunger isn't really the size of food that exists, it's 

Logistics and transport, yes, thank you, I have a doctorate.

Then why'd you correct me 'Just Jack' instead of 'Doctor Whatever'

Because shut up. ANYWAY, that's what I -was- working on. I was trying to develop a... well, I'll just call it a 'portal network' that could transfer goods instantly. Only problem is, all my earlier prototypes resulted in extreme mass loss during transit. 

And when you fixed that problem it instead resulted in extreme mass GAIN.

Yes. Don't skip ahead.

And that's why you have a lunchbox and clothes.

Y'know what? I'm not telling you how I actually went THROUGH the portal now. Besides, you have clothes too.

I'm rich so I actually -can- write off a giant suit-themed leotard that stretches extremely far as a business expense. 

Hmmm hmm hmm~

...Aaaand the smug fox girl?

...

ARIA!

Huh? Oh, sorry, was just kind of enjoying the company.

Okay, well, Jack wanted to know why you have clothes at this size.

And also why you are so tall, too!

Oh that's just because I'm the ultimate being, so vast and powerful mere gods would weep at my feet.

Sigh.

Okay well... that's... not really a 'why' along with being obnoxious.

The 'how' is I can warp reality, the 'why' doesn't really apply. If we define 'Divinity' as 'that which is logically prior to the laws of reality' then pre-empting cause and effect actually isn't out of the question.

Yeah I think I'm gonna not talk about this in the future.

Oh we ARE gonna be friends~

So, if you can just do whatever, does that mean that you could make this island a little more suitable for us?

Down on the beach, during the same conversation:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Back in the skies:

This feels pretty suitable to me!

She always puts it back when she's done, she just has to ACT like a bitch.

Oh I getcha, I'm not really punk.

Shut up.

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GLORIOUS JAEH ART

I'm so happy to finally have I guess my three 'main' girls pictured together. Hopefully this is an ideal way to see differences in style and body type despite all three being massive amazons~