You're alone in your apartment. You get up to go get something to eat. You walk into the living room, and in the middle stands a large, rubbery creature. He approaches, with heavy, squeaky footfalls. You back up slowly, before tripping and landing on your rump. He continues towards you nonetheless. You slide backwards to your bedroom, but it's no use. He puts on paw on top of you. It's... Heavy. Really heavy. It nearly knocks the air out of your chest. As he raises his other paw, you hear a voice inside your head. "hello down there. :3" it says. "I'm Heap. Your best friend. And we're going to have so much fun together. 💚"

You sat there silent for a second. Then you screamed. Because you knew what a fun time you always have with your best friend. Yes, this was going to be wonderful, you thought to yourself. Wonderful indeed. :3

ShinyWark always does Me up so nicely, don't you think? Of course you do. Who else can so nicely get Me into all your cute, suspectible minds? 💚 Anyways, I encourage you to give the artist a look. Do it for your best friend, will you? :3