My owner said I was putting on too much weight. I'm a chubby dragon! So he put me on a new, strict diet to make me lose weight. I usually hate diets, but I have to say, I like this one... The "food" dispenser is always on, and it's so filling! I guess helium really will make you lighter, huh? Huff! I hope I don't start floating off, though... I'm pretty fat, so that might take a while!

This was a birthday gift from rejax, done by the wonderful Bloodoodles! Rejax, you really did something special for me this year. Thank you so much, bellywolf! ❤❤❤