I can't deny it. I'm fat. I'm a whale. I'm a blob. I'm doublewide and then some. Here's a picture of me, probably on my slow, waddling way to a buffet or something. I'm a lardass. Jeez.

This sketch was from Louis (aka OVERSIDE_LOAD on Twitter). I really love the fatties he draws. The heft! The size! The wheezing and huffing! Me in a nutshell. Thanks again, Louis~