It's Shi's birthday, and what better way to spend it than by booking a trip to the Otter Lodge for a fun-filled vacation? His new sleek, streamlined rubber form slides across the slick surface with almost zero resistance, creating a thrilling ride flying down one of our many slides! Despite the speed, he doesn't have to worry about bumps or bruises - his rubber skin also grants thick, durable protection far stronger than what a weak fleshy body can provide. Nothing will - or can - stop this otter from having an absolute blast!
Whether you're relaxing in one of our many pools or exploiting your newfound, boundless playful energy to the fullest, our cozy resort provides a rejuvenating break from the dull, dreary existence of humanity. From luxury cabanas outfitted with every modern comfort an otter could ask for to over a hundred acres of beautiful parkland for those wanting a truly wild experience, we offer packages for every vacation style and budget.
Loving the otter life too much? Finding it hard to leave? Not to worry, permanent residencies are also offered.
Contact one of our agents today!
Birthday gift for surrii, showing him as a shiny otter having some birthday fun!
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