I love to torture my characters and make them wear silly things for my amusement and since poor sweet Covey is in fact, himself, Irish...I had..I just had to . Hue x1000

Covey: ...Aye always swor to me deahr sweet ma that aye would'n eher strike a woman...it's gettin' hard to remember tha' promise righ' nohw.
Shelly:laughing to infinity