freshly picked: tingle's rosy rupeeland reveals that tingle used to be an ordinary 35 year old guy until he was transformed by uncle rupee to be a being that needs rupees to live

you have no idea what that discovery did to me

im not even in the group of "thinks tingle is okay" or "likes tingle" no im firmly in the camp of "i think tingle is sexually attractive and i want to die" population: me and me only

i love his design. i love his personality. i dont even care that he milks a solid 1200 (probably more) rupees out of you in wind waker. i find his ridiculously huge nose appealing and that green and red spandex outfit does so much to me. i am envious of david jr. you complain so much about being there. let me take your place i will gladly spin that tower for all of eternity in a stupid fairy spandex outfit.

i would fuck tingle

do not be friends with me