a really cute piece of Teabiscuit by maxi-rover who to my knowledge is not on Weasyl at this time.
Yank... Ill yank the tree down...
Okay one branch, no prob okay brach two and now branch five. That wasnt so bad.
Hi, um... Are you upside down or am I?
I'm....not sure! Am I the upsidedown one? I really can't quite remember. Now that you mention it, mate, I'm not too sure what I was doing in this tree in the first place.
(She grasps the limb between her legs and slides underneath it, flipping her teacup and only spilling a small amount.)
But that's alright, we're the same now!
(Grabs the branch hes on shivering leaves off of the tree)
Now Im completely disoriented, I don't think pole cats belong in trees....
Ohh, everyone can climb a tree. It's easy as pie. Well, here is your reward for getting up here!
(Her prehensile tail wraps around the inverted teacup and extends it toward him while she muses.)
I've never met a polecat in a tree before. This is fascinating! You're just the cutest thing!
(Shakely extends a paw away from the branch to take the cup)
Y-y-y-y-y-y-your-ur n-n-not-t-t buh-buh-buh-buh-bad y-y-y-y-your zelf..
(She frowns in concern and leans in to inspect the newcomer, her tail wrapping around her thighs to hold her dress in place.)
Are you alright? You're shaking like a lamb, mate. I won't let you fall.
(Her hands go to cover her mouth as she watches him land ungracefully. Leaving her kettle, she climbs down to the ground and bends over the rookie climber, fretting.)
Ohh, are you okay? You poor thing!
(She grabs his cheeks gently and examines each of his eyes in turn.)
I'm Teabiscuit...can you remember that or did you knock your marbles loose?
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(I hate tea...)
Young lady? I'll have some!