“Amelia Bedelia, show me your pussy!”

“Of course, sir, he’s just in the other-”

“NO, Amelia. You and I BOTH know that I want to see the one between your legs!”

“gasp THAT one, sir?”

“YES.”

“Well... all right.”

lifts skirt

“...Goddammit, Amelia.”

Beloved children’s book character, Amelia Bedelia, always makes things difficult. But, out of pity, I made an edit without the cat. Enjoy!

HB