Duckweed bought a wood chipper on craigslist.
It just seemed like a good idea, and it's saving her so much time with the axe in the woodshed. The guy who sold it to her was this weird old Possum and she managed to convince him to drive it out to her place, but she had to listen to his stories the whole way. Whatever, it was worth it. She's a woodchippin' so much stuff.

Oh, I also got a huge tattoo of a snake on my arm. And why not? We all end up in the woodchipper of life sooner or later. Better look awesome.