AUCTION: $10mil Joe Mallard autograph by GuineaPigDan

AUCTION: $10mil Joe Mallard autograph

GuineaPigDan

25 July 2020 at 08:05:29 MDT

"Hello folks! It's me, Joe Mallard, mascot of the Fowl Cigarettes corporation! I'm a super-duper mega star across the world advertising for Fowl Cigarette brand tobacco products, which are available at a convenience store near you! I bet you- what are you guys called again? Fuzzies? Furverts? Furries? That's it! I bet you furries would want to own a piece of my magnificence? Well starting right now, I'll let you all bid on autographed photos of yours truly! The starting price for this wonderful image is $10,000,000! Do I have any takers? Leave a comment with your bid beneath. Payment can be accepted thru my Swiss bank account. The highest bidder not only will receive this wonderful autographed photo, but also one free carton of Fowl Cigarettes with my beautiful face on the box! OK enough chatter. Start bidding below, you dopes!"

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