Conker the Squirrel by GoldieMegaFan1987

Conker the Squirrel

GoldieMegaFan1987

14 December 2012 at 07:58:16 MST

I forgot about this little guy. He's a scotch drinking squirrel that is simply known as Conker. He was made by Rare and first appeared in fan favorite Diddy Kong Racing as did Banjo from the series Banjo_Kazooie. Back then though they were all children in Conker's Bad Fur Day, the young squirrel grew up and starts the game with a dreadful hangover. Of course to resolve the situation, he takes some Alka-Setzer and the problem is solved. So the little guy (he's still the same height he was when he was a kid) realizes he's in a place far away from his home called Windy. He wants to get home but like Odysseus in the Odyssey, he constantly gets sidetracked by his greediness and does all kinds of missions to earn money (Money literally talks to this guy). So the game takes some awkward turns. Like for example Conker meets (and sometimes has to battle) an opera singing pile of $#*#, and also meets a Bot made from Hay that is very similar to the Terminator, a caveman chief with some..."personal" issues, a mob chief known as Don Weaso, his great great great etc. grandfather who is a vampire, a girl who is merged together with a giant Tediz making a creepy experiment, and he even comes across a lock-up in the game.

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  • Link

    oooh man I forgot about him too! I had so much fun with his game. Real shame he isn't really around anymore.

    • Link

      He'll be back, They'll all be back. Knowing Rare, they'll bring back our heroes. While Nuts & Bolts didn't go to everyone's taste, I liked it, but rumor is a lot of Rare's crew moved to Retro Studios and plans on bringing Rare back to Nintendo. Just a rumor.

      • Link

        Mmm I have heard about that, but honestly. Don't we all want another song by The Almighty Poo? One of the funnest bosses I can remember.

        • Link

          That would be interesting. This song would be him wanting revenge. Maybe start it on a E natural or G flat (going by bass clef)

  • Link

    i've always wanted conker for the N64 [still have yet to find a copy] but i did get to play the next best thing on the xbox :D man do i love conker x3

    • Link

      He is a funny little squirrel indeed.

      • Link

        lol yes xD though i think the most frustrating part of the game for me was the tediz