Note to self: Do not keep a very large and very hungry reindeer away from the world for months

He gets cranky. And extraordinarily hungry, well, as much as a gigantic voracious cervine can get even more famished anyway. Poor thing's wasting away.

The inevitable happens when I'm cooped up for too long, rather than actually stop so much food from being eaten it just DELAYS it until one massive hell of a catch up meal. Yes I'm Kubwa, but Duke's my other half. Giant giraffe by day, giant deer by other day, kind of a pattern to be honest. Make no mistake, either way I will eat you regardless. It's just politeness to sit there and let me.

When you can pick up and stuff literally anything into your mouth, whose there to stop you?