BRING ME SODA AND THE COOKIE
evil laughter

You RUDE peoples have been suggesting that my snake form looks a lot like Jabba the Hutt ;-; I thought I was far prettier!

Also I have nicer jewelry.

And teeth.

And I eat about 200,000 more metric tons of food per day than he does (not including the general public).
I mean please, I couldn't even fit through the gates that the Rancor lives in, nevermind a dancefloor...