Art by Stratica_Art

With the customers all buying
And the money multiplying
And the PR people lying
And the lawyers all denying
Who cares if some things are dying?
I don't wanna hear your crying
This is all so gratifying

I've wanted to do a Once-ler Glori for ages, what better time than Halloween?

So confession: never actually sat down and watched The Lorax (2012). I am quite aware of the movies legacy as being a 'so bad it's good' trainwreck, being not exactly the most anti-corporate piece of media despite the view of source material's original message, and spawning the young hip Once-ler and fandom behind it... yeah I can see why that last part happened lol

My main love actually comes from rock-opera styled song Biggering which was cut for being either too dark or too anti-corporate (which is so tastefully ironic), and the fan-made animatic that a fan made for it which goes friggin' hard. Not gonna lie though "How Bad Can I Be?" is pretty fun too though, but I love those the rock opera vibe so much more.