Originally posted on 5 May 2018.

"Get ready to have the time of your life!"

One of my friends gave me a box of these Sock'em Bopper things and said they were mine to keep. I wasn't quite sure what they were, but the box had 4 of them, so I assumed that you just inflated them and stuck them on your hands and feet to make yourself all bouncy.

Welp, that turned out to be a big mistake! As it turns out, it's actually really hard to stand up properly with those big puffy things around your feet. I can't pull them off though, the Boppers on my hands stop me from getting a proper grip on anything. Unfortunately, this also means I can't get them off my hands either. Apparently I inflated them too much or something, so they're tight enough that they're impossible for me to remove by myself.

Hopefully I'll find a way to get some help, or I'll be stuck in these things for a while...

I was in a Discord voice chat, and at some point the subject of Sock'em Boppers came up. I had no idea what they were, and assumed from the name that they were something you put on your feet. After a quick Google search I saw that I was wrong, but the idea stuck.