"These fucking things seriously piss me off. They're nothing more than Arceus' way of sticking his fucking nose in everybody's business without having to think about it. That leaves these glorified baubles free to enforce their 'divine' creator's will however they want, usually by frying folks for even looking at them funny, all while spouting their sanctimonious bullshit like a fucking broken record. Whatever. They make for good target practice when I'm in a particularly crappy mood at least."
-Jack