Created at the bequest of the now-defunct (I assume) Ozy and Millie fan chat room, #definecynical:

[22:36] Astro: Octan how much will it cost to commission a picture of klimt on a leash tied up to a parking meter
[22:36] Tai: I'd chip in
[22:39] Astro: klimt how much is your dignity worth
[22:39] klimt: 2 dollah
[22:39] klimt: free for...special...friends ;)
[22:39] Tai: octan give us a discount for being best buddies
[22:40] SteveThePocket: I haven't drawn anything for DC in ages so I'd probably just do it for free
[22:40] Tai: BOYA

*shrug* I just do what I'm told.