"Oi mate! Looking to get a ride around these parts? It's easy to get lost out here in the outback. you should come with me I can give you a ride to someplace nice. Trust me you'll enjoying it. Some say it's a bit of a shitty ride, but I say it feels delightful. Come with me and I can show you the real trip to the world down under."

Or in this case my kangaroo, Brolgar, in his feral kangaroo form. This is my first submission I'm posting here! This was just a little something for me, wanted to imagine a feral brolgar eating me. But for the sake of immersion, let's just say it could be anybody in there. It really doesn't matter because no matter how crappy his guest turn out to be he'll always treasure them on his Belly, on his butt and on his thighs.