Alex woke up depressed, as usual near Valentine's Day. He sighed as he swung his feet off the bed and got ready for work, his routine and tiring job in tech support. His thoughts drifted while he was in the shower... Why couldn't he find anyone he liked? Would every Valentine's Day be so depressing for the rest of his life? He felt incomplete, like part of him was missing without someone to love. As he got out of the shower and got dressed, he resolved to see a mage for some kind of spell to help him find his perfect mate. This idea cheered him up a bit, and he was actually smiling as he walked into his cubicle, ready to get work done as soon as possible so he could pay a visit to Fyra, the powerful typhlosion sorceress who lived just minutes away from his work.

The growlithe was so lost in thought that he crashed into the fur sitting the cubicle, knocking the poor lucario to the ground.

"Ugh! I'm sorry!" muttered Alex. Thinking he accidentally entered the wrong cubicle, he stepped out, but found that he was at Cubicle 23, the same cubicle he had been working at for the past few years.

"Alex! There you are! I see you've met the new guy!" Turning, Alex saw his boss, a charmeleon dressed in a business suit.

"Yes sir. But I think he's lost, he's sitting at my desk."

"He isn't. He's taking over your job. Oh…did I forget to mention that you're fired? Well, you're fired!"

A tight lump appeared in the growlithe's throat. Fired? "Fired? Fired?! You can't do this, sir!"

"Well I just did. Pack your things and leave."

Whimpering, he gathered up his things. "But what did I do..?" He asked hesitantly.

"You're far too lazy, you haven't managed to meet your quota in weeks. I sent you at least a dozen warnings by email, you can't say you haven't gotten any of them!" Alex was too intimidated to say that he had been locked out of his email because he forgot his password. "Y-yes sir..." he said timidly, and returned to gathering his things. Obtaining the handful of items in the cubicle that belonged to him, Alex slowly walked out, dejected.

"Oh, Alex?" said the charmeleon, just as Alex hand his hands on the door handle.

"Yes sir?" Alex replied.

"Have a nice day."

"…I will, sir."

Alex sighed heavily. His day was just getting worse and worse... He really hoped that Fyra could help him find a mate. He drove by her shop to find it didn't open for a few hours, and, too depressed to go home, he drove around aimlessly for a while. He felt his crotch rustling around, then a snake-like head poked its way out of his pants and looked up at him. "You ok there, Alex?" it asked. "I'm sure we can find you a new job soon enough!" Alex replied by just sighing again and saying, "You're always way too optimistic, Mel. Valentine's is in two days, I don't have a date, and I just got fired from the job it took me weeks to get. Just don't try to cheer me up right now...."

The snake slowly inched its way out, smiling at him. "What girl could resist a stud like you?" The growlithe chuckled at the comment. "Well, they tend to be scared away by a certain individual that resides in my pants." Easing down his pants so that it was no longer tight around Melkin, it was soon apparent that the snake was merged to his groin, in place of a normal cock. "So what if you can't find a girlfriend? We can do what we do every Valentine's…" Melkin rubbed against the growlithe's chest, burying himself in the chest fur, and yelped as their car swerved, Alex struggling to regain control. "Mel! What did I say about nuzzling while I'm driving?" The snake smiled sheepishly at Alex, the growlithe shaking his head but smiling slightly to himself. Ever since he hit puberty, he had always been in the company of the lovable snake. Despite the snake being the reason for him striking out so often, he could never bring himself to try transforming the snake back into a normal cock; hopefully Fyra would have a solution for him.

Alex shook his head and rested one hand on the join where his body became Melkin's. The snake could certainly be annoying sometimes, but he was a good friend, and probably the only one who would ever want to be sexually involved with him. He sighed again. "Want to get something to eat? There's a Jake's right up here, I know how much you like fast food hamburgers." "Ooh, yes!" Melkin perked up again at the idea of a cheeseburger with extra mustard. "Can I get a double?" he asked in that ingratiating way that Alex could never refuse. "Sure, whatever."

Alex pulled up his pants hastily before pulling up into the drive-through, hearing the familiar monotone voice asking for his order. In the back of his mind he wondered if he would have to work at a fast food joint himself, the growlithe quickly quashing the terrible thought. "I'll like three cheeseburgers, all with extra mustard, a small Coke and a side of chips." His order processed, he drove up to go pay for his food, a bored male cat handing him the bag of food. Driving off, he parked in a secluded spot, Melkin bursting free and prodding at the bag of food.

"Eager, aren't you?" laughed Alex, as he unwrapping one of the cheeseburgers, before offering it to the snake. Alex unwrapped another for himself and took a bite. "Urgh, why did I ask for extra mustard on mine..." But he was hungry, so he ate one and most of a second one anyway, giving the rest to Melkin to finish. He glanced at the clock and brightened up a little. "Fyra's place opens in five minutes! Maybe if I hurry we can get there before anyone else and not have to wait!" He hurriedly finished up the rest of the chips and drove off towards the city center. Sipping on the Coke, he made good progress, getting halfway there before getting stuck in traffic. Muttering curses under his breath, he slowly inched the rest of the way – by the time he reached his destination there was a long queue of people waiting, resulting in more cursing from the growlithe. It seemed that with Valentine's Day so close there was no short supply of desperate people seeking help from the typholsion, looking for love.

"Maybe we can sneak in?" came Melkin's muffled voice from his pants.

Alex drove around a little more, looking for a parking spot in the crowded residential area of the city. He ended up stopping on the side of the road a few blocks down from Fyra's house-cum-shop, and started walking toward it. Melkin wriggled in his pants again. "Why are you ignoring me? I said we can sneak in!" "No, Mel, we're not gonna sneak in. First off Fyra would know we did, and secondly it's not polite!"

Melkin grumbled, moving about in his tight confines. The snake hating going outside, because he had to behave, and it was boring staying inside the growlithe's pants. He thrashed about in protest, and despite Alex's pleas he was still doing so when he reached the end of the line. Alex groaned, no longer able to protest against Melkin's motions lest someone see him talking to his own crotch. The growlithe leaned his head back exasperatedly and groaned again. "How long's the wait, does anyone know?" No one in the queue replied, and when Alex tapped the shoulder of the female fox in front of him all it earned him was a hateful glare. Counting the number of people in the queue, there was twenty people or so - it would be roughly two hours before it was his turn. He sighed and tapped his foot impatiently. He hadn't planned on this kind of a wait, and didn't have anything to pass the time due to it. He sighed and resigned himself to hours of boredom.

A loud murmur could be heard as someone came out of the shop. Straining his neck, Alex could see the object of everyone's interest today - Fyra, the typhlosion sorceress! She sauntered over in her teal shirt and worn jeans, groans coming from everyone she walked past. Her gaze settled on Alex, a small glean appearing in her eyes. "Hmm... you're up next."

"Wh-what? It's not a line, you mean?" Not believing his luck, he followed her back to the back room. She explained her reasoning on the way back--"You've never been here before, so you get priority. Now, what did you want?" She sat down behind her desk and motioned for Alex to sit in the chair in front of her. Before Alex could say anything, Melkin forced his way out. "He wants you to help him find a girlfriend so he can finally get laid!" The snake grinned cheekily, the horrified growlithe blushing madly as he tried forcing the snake back into his pants.

Fyra laughed. "An interesting proposition, but my work eats up far too much of my time. I've got an idea though..." She tells Alex to wait there and goes into another room. Alex pulls his pants up self-consciously, but leaves them unzipped for Melkin's sake.

"Maybe she's getting undressed, I know you were undressing her in your mind." chuckled Melkin. "Ugh, not now Mel." "Maybe pounce on you and take you on the floor?" The growlithe gently tapped the snake, making him look upwards. "Mel, if you behave yourself, I'll suck you off afterwards, alright?" "Really?! Your mouth is always so warm and tight!" moaned Mel, drooling a bit. "Yes...so please behave." The growlithe sighed in exasperation. "I'm probably the only person in the world to have to bribe his own cock."

Soon enough, Fyra returned, carrying some ambiguously magical or electronic equipment, which she set up around Alex. "So, your spell was to find the perfect mate right?" "Yes, someone that is fun to be around, and who would love me no matter what, so I wouldn't have to hide what I was." Alex sighed slightly as he said so, thinking that such a person did not exist. "Also big boobs to bury myself in!" chimed Melkin. "Ugh, I told you behave, otherwise you get no mouth time!" scolded the growlithe, before looking up at Fyra, and realising what he had just said.

Fyra chuckled, but didn't comment. Alex wasn't sure whether shi knew what he'd meant, or shi'd just thought 'mouth time' referred to permission to talk. As a blush spread across his face and a grin spread across Fyra's, though, he lost all doubt as to what shi was thinking. "Big boobs, noted..." shi chuckled. Shi spoke a few words of power, activating the equipment shi'd placed around Alex.

Nothing really seems to happen, but Alex thinks he sees one glowing faintly, and Melkin could swear he saw that one over there move. Alex waited, expecting loud flashes, things flying around the room, for something spectacular to happen, but before he knew it the equipment was silent once more. "There, it is done. And don't worry about the fee, I'm kind of interested of how things turn out. Come see me when the spell takes effect." says Fyra, as she started gathering up her equipment.

"Um... H-how long will it take? And do I have to do anything?" he asked. "It wasn't what I'd expected at all...." "It should happen when you give your buddy a little mouth time." smiled Fyra. "And don't worry, you'll notice immediately when it takes effect." "You heard hir, let's go home! I can't wait to explore your mouth!" chirped Melkin, eager to get home for some alone time.

"It should happen when you give your buddy a little mouth time." smiled Fyra. "And don't worry, you'll notice immediately when it takes effect." "You heard hir, let's go home! I can't wait to explore your mouth!" chirped Melkin, eager to get home for some alone time.

"Wait what? So this perfect mate is going to walk into my room as I'm sucking Mel off?" he asked incredulously. Melkin just bobbed around happily.

"They'll appear right before your eyes. Anyways, let me know how it goes, and if there are any problems." She smiles once more, leading the growlithe outside, before beckoning a coyote inside. Alex could hear boos from everyone else that had to wait, and yelped as he felt something hit his chest - looking down he saw a tomato sliding down his shirt. He looked around bemusedly for the tomato's origin, but wiped it off and walked on out when he couldn't find it. "What was that about?" He asked Melkin when he got back in the car.

"They must be pissed off for the special treatment you were getting." said the snake, nuzzling his chest as Alex buckles up before starting the car. "Ugh, I'll have to take a shower...man, this is my favourite shirt!"

Not sure how to feel, Alex drove toward his house. It had been a crazy day--he lost his job, he supposedly got a girlfriend -- and even if it didn't work, man was Fyra hot! -- he shook his head; Melkin seemed to be influencing his thoughts again. And then he'd gotten a tomato thrown at his favorite shirt! It's been such a confusing day, and it's not even noon yet.

The drive home was uneventful, the growlithe pulling up into his apartment's parking lot. Locking the car door, he headed to his apartment, entering and locking the door behind him, before he took off his clothes and dumped them into the washing basket. Because of Melkin, he always loved strutting around in the nude, although it did make things awkward when there were people at the door. Of course, it was perfectly acceptable to go around nude in his society. He was just too embarrassed to, which Melkin frequently berated him for. "Well, I guess there's no point in waiting, right Mel?"

"Awesome!" Alex walked to their bedroom and laid down, his snake climbing up his chest, nuzzling the growlithe's muzzle. "Eager, aren't you little fellow." moaned Alex, as he started rubbing the snake all over, moaning as he felt his own hot breath on the snake's head.

"Open wide." said Melkin, nuzzling the growlithe's mouth. "Alright." smirked Alex. Closing his eyes, Alex did not notice his face warping, another eye growing in the middle of his forehead. His face was rapidly warping now, his third eye splitting into two separate eyes, as a seam appeared at the top of his head. The two halves of the growlithe's head pulled apart, before forming two whole heads, his neck splitting until there were two necks sprouting from the same set of shoulders. The snake looked upwards, but instead of the familiar snout he saw two, both open and inviting. "Uh...Alex...Alex?!" whined the snake.

Alex blinked his eyes open--all four of them. "What?" he asked Melkin. Then, "Wait, what the FUCK?" he exclaimed as he heard himself talking in stereo. "What the hell happened to me?" Alex's heads looked at each other. His necks were angled slightly outwards so that his heads didn't bump against each other, and at just the right distance so that his lips brushed against each other. "Alex? What's happening?" whined Melkin, whimpering slightly. "Should we call an ambulance?" "I don't even know..." said his right head, at the same time as his left head said "I have no idea..." This non-similarity in their wording prompted an incredulous look on both parts; neither head had realized they weren't being controlled by the same mind yet.

Both Alexes looked at each other, a bit fearfully, as they realised that both heads had separate minds. "You're not going to fight, are you?" whined Melkin, not sure who to side with it it happens. "Truce for now?" said the right head. "I guess. I think we should go back to Fyra, find out what happened." "But what about me? You can't leave me hanging." whined Melkin, nuzzling their chest. Both Alexes chuckled, the snake's single-mindedness comforting them.

"I guess... The perfect mate is another me?" The left Alex said. The right one started to say the same thing, but stopped as soon as he realized left-Alex was speaking. "Yeah, I should go see Fyra again... See if she can undo this." "Or... Wouldn't that kill one of me? Should I undo it?"

"If it kills one of you, please don't do it! I couldn't bear the thought of you dying, even if there are two of you now." said the snake, rubbing, before the snake watched as their chest started swelling, expanding, until he was staring at two perky breasts. "Boobs!" moaned the snake, rubbing against them.

"Wait, I have boobs?" both the Alexes exclaimed. "When did that happen?" The Alexes moaned as they felt their maleness rub against their sensitive breasts, as Melkin happily licked their right nipple. They were all so absorbed that they did not feel a slit opening up underneath their balls, the three of them only noticing when their right hand dropped down to caress their balls, a shiver running down their spine as they unintentionally flicked their clit.

The growlithes and Melkin both jumped at that. "What was that?" they said in stereo. Melkin bobbed around excitedly, though. "I think you're a herm now, Alex!" "We're a herm now?" both growlithes yelped. Ignoring the breasts for now, Melkin slithers over to their balls, pushing them out of the way, revealing their dripping snatch. "You are a herm now!" exclaims Melkin happily, rubbing his head against the opening. "Now neither of us will be virgins!"

"That feels so weird!" they say incredulously. "Wait... Are you planning on fucking us? What if we get pregnant?" They're a little panicked. "Shouldn't we see about birth control or something before we do that? I don't know what herms normally do about that!" Both growlithes' voices were lost to the snake, basking in warmth coming from their new addition. It was alluring, hypnotic, and before they knew it Melkin was burying in, forcing himself deeper and deeper inside of them. "Ugh...stop!" moaned both Alexes. Their concerns about pregnancy are lost in the alien pleasure of their own cock inside their new vagina. They try half-heartedly to get Melkin to come out, but at this point they just want release. The snake wriggles until he is fully inside, then he starts humping in and out of their pussy, all three of them moaning loudly from the sensation of the cock being massaged by a tight pussy, and their pussy being invaded by such a large cock. Looking to each other, panting, both Alexes came closer and closer before timidly kissing each other. Once they get started though, they don't hold back and kiss long and deep, as Melkin continues to explore their lower regions. "Damn this feels good..." they said after breaking the kiss. They go back to kissing, their eyes rolling back in lust, Melkin thrusting in and out faster and faster until he finally came, the growlithes' howls for joy muffled by each other's muzzle, the snake's by the tight pussy around him. They pant, breaking the kiss again. They flop down on the bed, too exhausted from the pleasure to bother to clean anything up.

"You didn't even... What if we get pregnant from that?" one of the Alexes demanded. Melkin looked like he was about to say something, but then gave a crestfallen "Oh."

"It's alright, we're partially to blame." said the other Alex, patting the snake on the head. "If we wanted to, we could have pulled him out, it's not the first time he's tried going somewhere he shouldn't." The first Alex sighed. "We need to get a pregnancy test then, I suppose... I'd hate to be the one to explain this to my doctor." "And we'll have to figure out what birth control we're going to be on..." said the second Alex. "You're not putting a condom on me, and that's final!" stated Melkin, shuddering from the last time Alex did so to him. The snake laid down on their chest, rubbing against their breasts. "Wanna go visit Fyra later? Maybe we can thank her for casting that spell." suggested one of the Alexes. "Eh, sure," the other one laconically agreed. "Maybe she'll know some magical birth control too, that's easier or more reliable than the normal ones." They were mostly ignoring Melkin at this point, and one of them, noticing that, gave him a little stroke and a pat. "Cool. Also, what should we call ourselves? I think if we were both Alex, it might cause a bit of confusion." "What about Alex and Xander?" suggested Melkin, murring from the stroke and pat. "Alright, I'll be Alex." said both Alexes, much to their chagrin. "Coin toss?" one of them suggested. The other reluctantly agreed and fished a coin out of the tray on their bedside table. "Heads for Alex," they both said at once. "Erm, okay, right head, heads for Alex," they managed to agree on this and flipped the coin--heads. "Guess I'm Xander then," said the left head. "It's a pretty unusual name, I guess."

Alex and Xander chuckle to themselves, before Alex starts yawning, Xander yawning right after, both realising how tired they were. "I guess fucking yourself takes a lot outta ya, huh?" chuckled Xander. "Wanna head off to bed for a nap, Alex? Uh, it still feels a bit weird calling someone else Alex, even though that someone else is technically myself.""

"I suppose so... today has been a strange day."

They go over to their window, closing the blinds, plunging the room in darkness, before walking back to their bed, lieing down. They never bothered with sheets when sleeping, their fur keeping them warm, and also letting Melkin out to do as they please. Xander nuzzled Alex, before closing his eyes, slowly falling asleep.

Chapter 2

The two wake up at the same time, yawning in tandem. They blink, and look at each other. "Woah, I wasn't dreaming..." they both say. "This is so weird...." "But awesome!" Xander adds. Melkin is still asleep, so they let him hang there as they climb out of bed and stretch. Alex remembered something important-- "Awesome, I'm a herm now!" He cupped their breasts excitedly and bounced them in his hands. he doesn't even notice Xander walking them to the kitchen until they get there. "So, um... Now what?" Xander asks. "We have no job, still, so we need to work on getting one..." "Will we be able to get a normal job, like this?" Alex asks worriedly. "I hope this didn't just ruin my income...."

"We should be able to find a job." stated Xander after a moment, before opening the fridge, pulling out a slice of cake, his mouth watering. After the terrible day that they just had, he was ready to indulge in the sugary treat, closing his eyes, opening his mouth. But, to his annoyance, the treat never arrived. Looking to his right, he saw Alex chomping happily on the cake. "Hey, stop it!" he growled.

"Whuh?" Alex mumbled around a mouthful of cake. "I got this for myself!" "What are you talking about, I got it for me!" "I'm the one who opened the fridge!" Alex snarled.

"Woah, hey, calm down Alex, Alex!" Melkin looked up groggily. "Woah... What did I drink last night? I've got horrible double vision! And why're you fighting with yourself?" He blinked a few times. "Oh. You... That did happen. Don't fight with yourself anyway, Alexes!"

Melkin always had way of calming him down, the two growlithes sighing as they felt the snake rub slowly against their chest. Sheepishly, Alex handed over the half-eaten cake, which Xander gladly munched down on. "I guess this means we'll have to share everything from now on." said Alex, watching Xander lick their fingers, before leaning in and licking Xander's right cheek of a few stray crumbs.

"Yeah, it's going to be weird...sharing meals, sharing showers, even...sharing a girlfriend." Both growlithes sighed, thinking back to the typhlosion mage. "Will we ever get a girlfriend?" sighed Alex.

Melkin looked up at them. "I thought you were your own girlfriend now! ...How does that even work? Can you take yourself out on a date? Can you give yourself flowers? Can you--oh wait, you can fuck yourself." The growlithes both laughed at this. "I don't know, a girlfriend should be someone... someone you court, someone you don't know intimately already." Xander said. "I think we shouldn't give up our search, but it's definitely going to be a less depressing valentine's, now that I have Xander here!" Alex grinned halfheartedly. Melkin piped up, "Are you two gonna be hungry unless you both eat? Cause I don't want to be stuck to two fatsos!" The sheer spontaneity of it made the two double over in laughter. When they recovered, Alex said, "He does have a point though, are we going to end up fat like this? I mean, I have a fast metabolism but I don't think it could handle double the food! I hope our hunger is shared and not individual."

Xander goes and pours them a glass of water. "You're thirsty after the cake, right?" he says, Alex nodding in agreement. The growlithe drained the glass of water down, and soon after Alex could feel his thirst abate. "We share the same stomach, so I assume that we share the same hunger." Xander concluded. "Alright, whenever we eat we should just get a meal for one, and share it. Or, we could alternate who gets to eat the whole meal." Xander nodded absentmindedly, before looking at the clock, seeing that it was still only the late afternoon. "Let's go see Fyra again." "So we can hit on her?" said Melkin, perking up upon hearing the mage's name. "No, because we should talk to her about magical birth control, I don't want to knock myself, I mean ourselves up." Xander stated. "Are you sure we wouldn't freak her out?" muttered Alex worryingly. "I beat she's seen much weirder cases than us, it would be part of the job." Reassured Xander. "I guess so..." Alex said, unconvinced. "We should get some sort of birth control though. And... Honestly I'd be glad to see Fyra again. I liked her!" Melkin, of course, butted in. "I knew it! You're going to hit on her, aren't you!" He swayed around happily. "She's sexy, can she be your girlfriend?" He was grinning as only a snake can, practically literally from ear to ear.

"Of course!" chuckled Xander, patting the snake on the head affectionately, before rubbing under his chin. "Hey, she needs to agree to it first!" protested Alex. "How could she resist someone as sexy as us?" said the snake, hissing happily from the head and chin rubs. "I mean, look at us! We're freaks!" Alex looked at a nearby mirror, seeing the two headed hermaphroditic growlithe he had become. "As if it wasn't bad enough having a snake for a cock…there's no way Fyra would date someone like us!" Xander and Melkin stared at Alex, a bit shocked. "You…you don't mean that, do you?" said Melkin meekly. Not getting a response, the snake quietly retreated back into their sheath. "Alex!" said Xander, shocked.

"Don't 'Alex!' me, you of all people should know how lonely it gets being so unique." growled Alex. "I know Alex…but you can't take it out on Melkin. He thinks you hate him now, you know that right?" "I…I don't hate him, I just wished other people wouldn't freak out every time they saw him." "Fyra didn't freak out, remember silly?" chuckled Xander. "But what if she's taken? What if she rejects me…us?" "Then we have each other, and that will be enough until we find the one. Now…I think you owe Melkin an apology." "Yeah…I'm sorry Xander." Knocking on their sheath, Melkin slowly slithered out, looking a bit frightened at Alex. Taking in a deep breath, Alex sighed before continuing. "I'm so sorry Mel…I don't hate you, you know how much I love you…could you ever forgive me?"

"Ah... Alright." Melkin said. "I guess much of our trouble with getting a girlfriend has been because of me, after all. I mean, it's not just everyone who's gifted with my constant presence!" And just like that, the snake was back to his usual cheery self. Xander chuckled softly. "Doesn't take much to get you back on your feet, does it Mel?" Alex just pulled Melkin into a hug, as best he could. "I'm sorry pal. It was just all that's been going on today.... I was just frustrated." "It's ok, you're not as awesome as I am. But, you're going to have to make it up to me later, alright?" Alex laughed, grinning widely at the snake. "Why should we wait till later?" smirked Alex, as he gave Melkin a tender kiss. "Alex?" moaned Xander. "I owe you two, so sit back and relax!" chuckled Alex, sitting down on the carpet as he started licking the snake all over, smiling as he watched the snake's scales grow red from their arousal. "You're the most handsome snake in the world, you know that?" "Ohh, don't flatter me!" he grins, rubbing against Alex's face and licking at him himself. "I'm only the most handsome snake on the continent!" Alex chuckled and pawed at their balls, then put Melkin's entire head into his mouth and sucked on him, stroking his body with one paw.

Xander watched, perplexed, mesmerised. It felt like he was having an out of body experience, watching as Alex and Melkin played with each other. "Having fun?" he said, making Alex jump a bit, the growlithe not used to being talked to while masturbating. "Y-yeah." Alex said, blushing. "Hey, don't stop!" moaned Melkin, slightly leaking pre. "And come closer!" "I'll talk to you later, I have business to attend to!" Alex bent forwards, Melkin gleefully burrowing himself deeper into the waiting muzzle, the snake pistoning in and out, the two growlithes moaning loudly from the sensation. Their stroking paw no longer needed, Xander lowered it down to their pussy, rubbing against their clit, drawing a hiss from Alex. Wordlessly, Xander brought his muzzle up to Alex's neck, murring as he saw the growlithe's neck bulge from the snake forcing his way in. Licking the growlithe's neck, drawing a shiver of glee from him, he clamped down on Alex's neck, making it even tighter around Melkin, before thrusting two fingers into their pussy, howling loudly as they came, Alex sucking hard, draining the snake of all he had to give.

It was a while before Alex and Xander could speak, still dazed, their crotch slick with their juices, Melkin slithering out, his mouth a bit sticky with cum. "Who's the man!" he exclaimed, not exhausted from the orgasms at all. "You are, Melkin." Alex said exhaustedly. It always surprised him that Melkin never seemed to be tired after sex, when logically he would be the first to be exhausted. But he was too exhausted to think about that now, maybe even too exhausted to go see Fyra...

"Cmon, lets go see Fyra!" urged Xander, slowly dragging them to their feet, pulling Alex's muzzle close to lick the stray strands of cum clean, the growlithe grinning when he saw Alex blush madly from the contact. "S-shouldn't we go shower first?" yelped Alex, as Melkin started licking their crotch, cleaning it of any spillage. "No time, if we don't hurry she might have gone home for the day!" The growlithes quickly went and grabbed their pants, quickly putting them on, before finding out that their shirts did not fit. "Urgh, I don't think any of our shirts are used to our new cleavage!" sighed Alex, absentedmindedly caressing their right boob. "We'll have to wear a jacket then…" muttered Xander, grabbing one bulky enough to completely cover their body and one wide enough to accommodate for the extra number of heads on their body.

The pair left the apartment blocks, before unlocking their car, sitting in the driver's seat…before freezing. They found walking in their conjoined form a breeze, both of them being able to control their legs to go where they wanted, but the thought of driving together sent a shiver down their spine – If one went to turn left while the other turned right, they would be goners!

"So…how do you want to do this?" asked Alex.

Xander thought for a moment, then Melkin piped up: "Just agree that Alex gets total control over the whole body while we're driving! Or Xander, it doesn't really matter." Melkin pushed his way out of their pants to see and talk. "And please stop putting me in your pants while we're just getting in the car!" Alex chuckled and patted the snake's head. "That's a good idea, actually. Coin flip to drive?" both of them said at the same time. "Uh, sure, heads for you then." Alex said, fishing a coin out of his wallet.

The coin was flipped, and they found the result to be heads again. "Looks like we're pretty good at getting heads, huh?" laughed Xander, pocketing the coin. Alex relaxed, and felt as Xander took over control over their entire body. It was a little unnerving having his body controlled, as the growlithe watched as the car was started up, before they drove off towards their destination.

Despite their efforts, their driving was still erratic at best. Whenever Alex's instincts told him to react to something, their whole body tensed for a moment as he took control of his half again. They made it to Fyra's place safely enough, only to see she'd already closed her shop. "Well now what?" all three of them said practically in unison--prompting a snicker from Melkin. "Think she's still home?" Xander asked. "She lives here too, doesn't she?"

"I dunno…I mean, she's had a long day, the last thing she would want is to be disturbed during her time off…" Alex nearly jumped when he heard the doorbell chime. Looking downwards, he saw Melkin, smiling up at them. "Hey Fyra, we're back!" the snakecock said in a sing-song voice into the intercom. "Oh, its Alexander and his snake Mel, come on in!" The door opened, and to their amazement what was originally was a tidy shop was now a cozy home, Fyra pouring tea into three separate cups. "Now, what can I do for you, Alexanders?" said the mage, turning around, and smiling at the two growlithes.

The growlithes stepped in, looking around at how different the place was! Xander spoke up, "Oh, we're not both Alexander; he's Alex, I'm Xander." This prompted a grin from the typhlosion, who said, "I see my openmindedness spell worked way better than I'd expected! You're developing seperate personalities already, and dealing with your new shape beautifully. I'll warn you though--as that spell starts to wear off there may be backlash; you may lash out at someone very close to you, not meaning to." Xander looked down and patted Melkin on the head. "Anyway!" she barked. "What -have- you come here for?" Of course, the ever-so-helpful Melkin announced loudly, "They wanna see if you'll be their girlfriend!" which caused deep blushes from both of them.

Alex was a bit embarrassed, not wanting to admit that the backlash had already occurred, but after hearing Melkin's announcement he started blushing madly. "No, no, we didn't come here for that!" Xander looked towards Alex, smiling slightly at his blushing twin. "Of course we did! There's no point trying to deny it!" "A-alright, but there's no way that someone as outgoing or as beautiful as you would be single, right?" The stammering growlithe looked to the ground, cheeks crimson red. "Chin up, Alex, there's no way she could resist our stunning good looks!" chirped Melkin, who was now rubbing his head against the typhlosion's belly. "Ack! Stop that!" yelped Alex. "I'm so sorry Fyra for Melkin's behaviour…he can be a bit…single minded."

The typhlosion chuckled lightly and grinned, just waiting and watching the three make a mess of it. Alex had to hold Melkin bodily, which just embarrassed the two growliths further as it now looked like they were masturbating to the sight of Fyra. What made it worse was the fact that in a way, they were, as while Alex and Xander were just embarrassed, Melkin was unabashedly aroused and drooling precum. Eventually Fyra held up a hand to stop their stammered apologies and said, "As hilarious as it is to watch you three, I'm going to end your embarrassment here. I'm not taken, I'm single. And while I'd never had it in mind when transforming you--your perfect mate you asked for was supposed to be yourself--I won't deny I'm fairly interested in the three of you as well." This silenced their stammering, the two growlithes looking in amazement at Fyra, her simple green sweater and jeans now seeming like the most formal clothing ever as they thought hard about how to best ask her out. Melkin, of course, was grinning from figurative ear to figurative ear and bobbing around happily.

"Why don't you just take off…" Melkin was abruptly silenced when Xander covered his mouth with his paw. "Why don't we go out for dinner? I know a lovely restaurant we could go to. We could chat, get to know more about each other, then after dinner we could go back to our place…and get to know more about each other." offered Xander. "Ugh, as if Melkin wasn't bad enough! Although, it does sound like a good idea, and after dinner maybe you could come visit me at our apartment, if you don't mind of course Ms…what was your last name anyways?" Melkin was grunting and mumbling, trying his best to get out of the headlock, but Alex and Xander had enough experience in restraining the snake, although a few gasps of joy did escape both of their lips.

The typhlosion grinned in amusement. "Of course, give me a little time to get ready and we can leave. Make yourselves at home; I may be a while." Shi stands up and heads out the door, but looks back and says, "And you can let go of the snake, he's funny!" Alex and Xander blushed and did so, Melkin beaming triumphantly. "She thinks I'm funny! Now come on, let's go peek into her room while she's chang-mpf!" Alex grabbed the snake's muzzle again to hold it shut. "Stop it, Mel! You're gonna embarrass us even more!" Xander sighed and sat them down on a nearby couch, trying his best to ignore his arguing bodymates.

Xander watched as Alex and Melkin struggled with each other, and realised that they were getting closer and closer to orgasm, and he didn't like the odds of them hooking up with Fyra. "Alex, let me handle this." Grumbling, Alex let go of Melkin. "Look little guy, all three of us want the same thing – stuffing you deep inside of Fyra. But you can't be so direct. Tell you what – if you behave yourself, we will more than likely score tonight." Melkin smiled widely, Alex looking at Xander perplexed. "You can't promise him that!" whispered Alex. "I know, but what else can I do?" hissed Xander back, before looking at Melkin. "So…what do you say?" "Alright!" cheered Melkin, rearing himself up. "High five!" Chuckling, Xander brought his palm up to the snake's snout and tapped it gently, just as Fyra came back. "Did you just High Five Melkin?" shi asked, laughing.

Xander chuckled back. "Yes, I did," he said, but didn't say any more. Melkin's eyes wandered over Fyra, entranced by her new outfit--the same jeans as before, but a much more revealing top! Alex could swear her breasts were larger too... And he blushed profusely when Melkin voiced that thought. "Woah, are your boobs bigger?" She grinned. "Somehow I knew you'd be the one to notice... Yes, I use my transformation spells on myself regularly. Works much better than makeup and push-up bras." Melkin bobbed around excitedly, while Alex and Xander tried not to look the typh in the eyes.

"Alright, lets head off!" exclaimed Xander cheerfully. "Aren't you forgetting something?" said Alex, motioning at the jacket covering themselves. "We only have a bulky, ill-fitting jacket covering our chest…we can't go out like this." As if agreeing with Alex, the buttons came undone on the jacket, revealing their perky breasts. "What's wrong with that?" asks Melkin innocently, the snake rubbing his head against their boobs. "B-behave Mel!" yelped Alex, his face flush red in embarrassment. "I know it's a bit forward of me, but could we borrow clothes from you?" asked Xander a bit sheepishly. "How about you let us into your wardrobe? I can't wait to dive into all your lingerie!" exclaimed MeIkin.

The two growlithes blushed furiously. "M-Melkin!" "Fyra, would you mind getting us something you think would fit us? I don't know if you have anything made for having two heads, but..." Xander trailed off awkwardly. "I don't want Melkin to go crazy, which he will if we go in there." Fyra just shook her head, grinning, and went back to her closet again. "I'll find you two something...." She soon returned with a sweater that looked pretty much identical to the one she'd had on before. "This was the only thing I had that would stretch over both your necks... I was wearing it earlier, I hope you don't mind." Xander clapped a paw over Melkin's mouth before he started off again. "If it's all you have, then yes, we'd appreciate it."

"Thank you so much!" smiled Alex, as the pair awkwardly took off their jacket, before slipping into Fyra's sweater, the two growlithes' heads struggling to fit through. "Ugh, stop struggling!" "It's too tight!" "Stop it, you're going to…" Both heads erupted through the sweater, accompanied by the terrible sound of tearing. Looking down, the growlithes saw the damage they had done to the mage's sweater. "Ugh, I'm so sorry!" they both said at the same time – they weren't doing too well on their first date it seemed.

Fyra chuckled and cast a presumably-simple spell on the sweater that repaired it, however, the opening was still the same size, so they'd have to tear it again to get it off. Sighing, Alex pushed Melkin into their pants and buttoned them up. "I'm so sorry about that, we really should have gotten some clothes somewhere first..." Fyra just waved it off and led the embarrassed growlithes to her car. They still had enough dignity to open the door for her, though! They buckled up in the passenger side and tried to ignore the protesting bulge in their pants.

"We would offer to drive you, but we haven't been having much luck relearning how to drive." Muttered Xander, as their groin bulged obscenely as Melkin did his best to break free. Alex sighed when Melkin finally calmed down, before yelping as the snake forced himself into their pussy. "Fyra, one of the reasons we came to see you was because we wanted to know if you knew any fertility spells. Melkin…tends to go where he isn't supposed to, and I don't want to get ourselves pregnant." Alex sighed, his breath shallow. Thankfully even though Melkin was buried deep within their pussy, he had stopped bucking, making it slightly less…distracting. "And where did you want to go for dinner? It'll be our treat." added Xander.

Fyra smiled. "Don't worry, I've got some selective fertility spells... I'll do one free of charge, too, since I caused your problem in the first place, it seems. And for dinner... There's a nice place I know downtown, it's not too pricy! They specialize in food for fire types--you'll love it!" Alex grinned. He hadn't heard of this place before, but it certainly sounded great! Xander, though, frowned. "Can Melkin eat what they have there? He usually makes us slip him bits of food, but if it's specially for fire types it might hurt him."

"It should be alright, they should have various other snacks or dishes for non-fire types, and if worst comes to worst we'll get him something on the way home." "But, won't he go hungry?" asked Fyra, as the typholsion started her car and pulled out, heading to their destination. "He doesn't get hungry per se. Any food or drink he eats gets converted into..." Alex stopped halfway, realising what he was about to tell Fyra. "Yeah, it is one of the reasons why we don't go swimming. Do you remember that one time…" Before Xander could finish, Alex had muffled him with their right paw. "I…don't think she wants to hear about that!" stammered Alex.

The typhlosion smiled softly and, thankfully, changed the subject. "I see you two are developing separate personalities very quickly! There wasn't any psychological aspect of the spell... I think you may have had some sort of multiple personality disorder before the change," she says, mostly to herself. "Erm, what?" Alex looked bemusedly at Fyra. "That was random...." Xander commented. "Ah, sorry! I get started thinking about magic and go off on tangents... Don't pay any attention to me when I do; it's just talking to myself."

"There's nothing wrong with talking with yourself…in fact I do it all the time. Well, I mean, even when I wasn't sharing my body with Xander…you know what I mean" rambled Alex. A moment of awkward silence followed, before Xander cleared his throat. "So…what do you do for fun?" "Oh, when I want to have a good time I head to the clubs or the beach, although I don't get much time due to work." stated Fyra, as she parallel parked her car when she found a good parking spot. "We're here!" she stated, getting out of the car and stretching her arms and legs.

The growlithes got out with a muffled "Finally!" from their pants. "You'll have to show me..us the restaurant; we've never been there before." She leads them to a barely-noticeable restaurant in an alley, with a small sign, likely intentionally kept worn: "The Firehouse Grill." It's not the fanciest restaurant, but apparently it's pretty famous, as it's packed tight with dozens of fire-types despite its fairly high prices and mostly-aesthetic dinginess. "Grab us a seat in the waiting area," Fyra tells Alexander, putting her name in with the hostess. The growlithes do as she asked, trying to ignore the stares they draw. A few minutes later, Fyra comes up to them and sits down in the seat they'd saved. "The wait's about an hour... Think you're ok with that, or should we go somewhere else?"

"An hour long wait?!" came the muffled protest from the growlithes' groin, the both of them muffling it further with their hands. "The food here must be good if people are willing to wait an hour for it!" declared Xander. "Can we go off, or do we have to wait the whole hour here." asks Alex curiously. "If not, we could go for a walk, and come back when they're ready." "Usually I just leave a reservation and my mobile phone number, and they give us a call when they have a table ready for us." "Cool, if I remember correctly, there's a park nearby where we can have a stroll while we wait." Nodding, Fyra turned around, and bumped into a charmeleon making his way out. "Opps…I'm so sorry mada…oh, it's you! Remember me? I was one of the lucky few people you saw today, and thanks to you I met the love of my life!" The charmeleon let out a contented sigh, before continuing. "So, have you come to dine at my establishment?" "Yes, I was just going to leave my mobile phone number with your lovely hostess…" "Nonsense, come, we have VIP rooms set for special guests such as yourself…" "Thank you so much…Alexander, let's go!"

The growlithes stared. "Wait... what?" "The most popular restaurant in town, from the way you were talking about it, and we get in no questions asked?" Somewhat dazed, they followed Fyra, not even noticing the looks their dual-headedness drew. They sat down, and eventually Alex managed to blurt out, "What the hell just happened?"

"The store owner was one of the few people I saw today…" smirked Fyra, as she picked up the menu, looking through it. Xander shrugged at Alex, before grabbing a menu himself. Melkin, silent until now, started speaking, struggling, his voice muffled by the pants they had on. "Would you mind if I let Melkin out? Normally he is well behaved in public, but he is acting a bit rowdy today." "It might be because it is our first date…." Xander chimed absentmindedly, before stopping, blushing slightly.

"Well, it is a private room. Go ahead, I'd like to see the cute little guy myself!" Blushing, they undid their pants to let Melkin out. "Feh, good to be out of there! What's on the menu?" Melkin pulled himself up, his head barely poking above the table, as Alex and Xander brought the menu down for him to read. There was a moment of silence, as the snake poured through the menu. "Man, this sucks…the only thing non-spicy on this menu is bread and bottled water…" "Yeah, I can't wait to tuck into a plate of those chilli wings!" gushed Xander. "What were you going to get yourself, Fyra? Anything you can recommend?" asked Alex.

Fyra starts to speak, but as a waitress comes in to take their drink order, she asks the charizard to explain the selection to them. Shi nods, and begins, "Well, since we cater to fire types specifically, I suggest you look at the back of the menu. There are plenty of courses with charcoal mixed in, or different mineral oils, to help keep your flame hot. We also have an excellent buffalo sauce with charcoal and kerosene mixed in, if you look down here..." Shi points at it, flipping Alexxander's menu over. "You can order pretty much anything as a flambé, too, if you want something really hot. Can I get your drink orders?"

"Wow, this is pretty amazing…and this is just the drinks section!" After discussing with Alex, Xander finally says "I'll have a Sunrise Special." "Nice…the Sunrise Special is a specially brewed drink from the finest fruits and vegetables, with a hint of charcoal to give it that wonderful smoky taste…you're guaranteed to get all the vitamins you need to keep on going and going." The charizard gives AlexXander a sly wink, before writing it down. "So, what can I get for the young lady?" "I'd better get a Sunrise Special too, otherwise I wouldn't be able to keep up with him!" laughs Fyra. "Certainly…and what would you like for the main course?" "Do you have anything…non-spicy?" asks Alex. "Non-spicy? I'm afraid the mildest we have is the curried bread, and even that is spicy for the average person." Melkin cursed, but was promptly muffled. "This sounds good…a feast for two: A selection of charred meats, fiery dipping sauces, finishing with an everlasting flambé quail medallions. Let's go with the Fire Eater's Delight!" says Xander, Fyra nodding in agreement. "Wonderful decision!" says the waiter, jotting them all down, bowing before taking hir leave.

As shi left, Xander remarked, "Strange that shi didn't mention anything about, well, us. I mean, they can't get people like us here normally, we got plenty of strange looks." "Does it matter?" Melkin whined. "I'm gonna have to get something spicy, and I don't like spicy food!" Alex looked down at the snake. "You've never -had- any spicy food, Mel! How can you say you don't like it?" Fyra just chuckled softly.

"Well, he doesn't get to eat any spicy food, because..." Alex shuddered. "We never liked the idea of Melkin swallowing hot food." Concluded Xander. "Maybe he can try something small, and you guys can see if you like the sensation. And…about the waitress…maybe shi's used to multifurs." Commented Fyra, wondering too why the waitress took AlexXander's appearance so well. As if on cue, the waitress came back holding plates and bowls in hir arms. Alex opened his mouth, wanting to ask something, but stopped when he saw hir holding their two Sunny Delights in a second pair of hands. "First time dating a multifur?" asks the waitress casually to Fyra, as shi sets down the drinks, as shi starts arranging the bowls, plates and cutlery.

"Ah, I wouldn't say that. I'm very much used to them." Alex perks an ear. "Used to them?" "Well, yes. I made you into a multifur, you think you're the first one?" "True..." Xander said. "I have to say, ma'am, the extra arms look very nice on you!" he turns to the waitress. "Natural, or did you get them added?" Alex blushed, realizing Xander's questions were getting a bit too personal, and expecting Melkin to chime in any minute.

"I got them added on, it helps with the workload. My boyfriends don't mind either…well, I mean, boyfriend. He's a Jolteon/Flareon/Vaporeon hybrid, and he still insists that I refer to them as a 'he', despite having three heads…he is kinda cute when his heads get jealous of each other, which is pretty silly since they share the same body and only have one cock…" The waitress blushes a bit, after giving too much information. "Sounds like a dork!" chimes Melkin, poking his head above the table. "Hey, who's this little sweetie." Laughs the waitress, as without warning shi leaned in and started stroking Melkin's head. "I'm their cock!" exclaimed the snake happily, cooing from the head strokes.

Fyra joins in teasing the growlithes, "Careful there, we might end up in a threesome tonight! Or a foursome, if your boyfriend gets involved...." She smirks. The waitress chuckles, still fawning over Melkin. "Well, I'd not say I'm against it! Dunno about Kyle, but I could talk him into it~" Shi winks playfully at the furiously blushing Alexxander, then laughs and finishes setting out their food. "I'm only joking, you've got a perfectly sexy gal right here!" Shi pats Fyra's shoulder, eliciting a slight blush from her, and then heads off to return to work. Melkin, as always, chimes in at the most awkward moment. "Are you -blushing-, Fyra? I've never seen you blush before!"

Fyra doesn't answer, looking away shyly. "You look cute when you blush." Smiles Alex, as Xander goes and takes a sip of the Sunny Delight. "Wow, this tastes great!" exclaims Xander, bringing the drink over to Alex, who takes a sip as well. "So…any plans for later on tonight?" asks Xander casually. "Because you better cancel them, cus we're going all night long!" exclaims Melkin, smirking at Fyra. "It is a lovely offer, but maybe after our second date at least." Laughs Fyra, before the waitress came back, holding dishes in all four hands. "So, what was your name?" asks Melkin, smiling at hir. "My name is Claire." Shi says, putting down the dishes before she snuck in another pat of the snake's head, both Alex and Xander blushing like mad. "I like hir…let's take hir home too!" says Melkin, cooing softly.

Claire laughed. "Maybe sometime, little snake, but you've got another woman right now!" Shi turned around and headed back to the kitchen, leaving the four to themselves. The oblivious-as-usual Melkin was the only one who wasn't too flustered to speak. "Come on, I wanna try some of this!" "Don't eat too much." Laughs Xander, as Melkin reared his head, his nose flaring as he inhaled the wafting smells. "Cmon, I can take anything!" Eyeing the meatballs covered in sauce so red it was fluorescent red, he darted forward, taking a meatball in his mouth and swallowing, sighing contently, before a look of panic appeared on his face.

"HOT HOT HOT!" Melkin yelped, opening his mouth as fire came out, singing the tablecloth. Thankfully the tablecloth was fire retardant due to the nature of its clientele, but Alexxander and Melkin had other things on their mind.

"Where did our drink go? I knew this was a bad idea!" yelped Alex. "I finished it, damn it burns!" Xander looked around, and without asking he grabbed Fyra's drink, bringing it over as Alex dunked the fire breathing snake into it, both growlithes sighing a sigh of relief. After a long while, Alex pulled the snake out, Melkin dripping wet. "Man, that was hot…I want to try another one!" Shaking his head, Alex looked at the drink, then back at Xander. "Did you…" "Yes I did…" Gulping, Xander handed Fyra back the drink. "S-sorry about that." He muttered.

Fyra jumped up when she saw what was happening, and knocked some of her food off the plate, but by the time she'd reacted, Melkin had already been dunked in her drink. "Are you three ok?" she asked, concerned. At their mumbled reassurances that they'd be fine, she sat back down. She looked at her drink for a few seconds, then shrugged and took a drink.

Alex was just about to apologise, but then stopped when the typhlosion took a swig out of her drink! "L-like what I taste like?" coughed Melkin, a small plume of smoke exiting his mouth, getting a chuckle out of the three of them there. "Well, let's eat!" proclaimed Xander, as he went and grabbed a buffalo wing, dipping it in the black charcoal barbecue sauce, before devouring it whole. Alex grabbed a small piece of meat, and dangled it in front of Melkin. "Remember, only small bites, ok? Maybe if you get used to eating hot food you can gulp it down like you're used to, but let's start small for now." Nodding, Melkin meekly swallowed down the piece of meat, his face going red from the heat, his shaft body tingling from the heat. "It's good!" he declared, darting forward to get more, Alex's firm grip on his body the only thing stopping an encore performance.

Conversation went out long through the night, Alex and Xander chatting happily with Fyra as they partook in the feast brought out to them. Melkin was also having a good time, as he had never been allowed out in public before. The snake was even able to eat a small bit of everything, except for the everlasting flambé quail medallions – even he knew it was a bad idea trying to swallow something that was still on fire! Stuffed, Alex patted his stomach, while Xander smiled at Fyra. "Thanks for coming out with us." "It was fun." smiled Fyra, stretching her arms as she got up. "I know how the two of you got fired recently, so tonight's my treat!" Grabbing the bill, she went to the counter to pay, leaving the growlithes alone.

The growlithes sat back contentedly, patting their stomach. "That was probably over ten times what we should have eaten, you know..." "We're gonna regret this in the morning." Alex finished Xander's thought. Melkin just panted and groaned, prompting Alex to massage his scalded throat. "It was delicious though," he remarked. "Nice and hot." True to form, Melkin blurted out, "That -waitress- was hot!" As luck would have it, Claire was just returning to collect their dishes, and shi chuckled at the comment. Rather than be insulted, shi replied, "Funny, I could say the same about you four!" and left with four armloads of dishes before the bewildered three could react.

Fyra came back, a smile on her face. "Let's go guys! Of course, you may want to hide Melkin, your two-headedness gets enough attention as it is." "Great idea, I'll hide myself in you, everyone will be…" Melkin was cut off as Alex and Xander stuffed him into their pants. "Cmon now, behave Melkin!" scolded Alex, but the snake refused to settle, his yelps to be released muffled. They waited for Melkin to tire himself out, but even after a few minutes he was still going strong, and a wet patch was forming on their groin from all the pre he was firing out! Alarmed, Alex and Xander covered their crotch as they dashed out of the restaurant, Fyra laughing as she followed the pair outside.

The four made it to Fyra's car without incident, despite Melkin's trying. "I swear, we wouldn't bring him out in public if he wasn't stuck to us..." Alex said with a nervous chuckle as Fyra got onto the highway. "We need to get waterproof pants...." Fyra barked out a laugh at that. "I saw him eyeing that waitress... I think he's in love, or at least in lust!" she grinned. "Don't blame him either, shi was a pretty good-looking gal!"

There was a slight rip, as Melkin broke free, his face sticky with pre. "I wouldn't mind explore hir cave, if you know what I mean!" Before AlexXander could stop him, he had leant over, and was rubbing himself against Fyra's groin, earning a chuckle from the typhlosion. "Of course, your cave will be the one I call home!" "Hey, remember what I said, not on the first date!" scolded Fyra mockingly, as the typhlosion patted his head with her left hand, drawing an involuntary hiss from Melkin and involuntary sighs from Alex and Xander. Stopping, Fyra parked her car, then led Alex and Xander to their car. "Thanks for tonight, boys. It was fun!" She leant forward, and gave Alex and Xander a quick kiss on their cheeks. "Where's my kiss?" whined Melkin. "Maybe next time, see ya Alex, Xander, and you too Melkin!" The typhlosion waved them goodbye, before heading off home.

The three went inside, not sure whether to be happy or embarrassed—it hadn't been the best first date imaginable, but Fyra seemed amused by their ineptitude, rather than put off as they'd feared. Still, they had made a spectacle of themselves, and Xander especially was still blushing self-consciously. Alex didn't seem worried about it, though, and all Melkin cared about was getting into someone's pants anyway—he didn't even seem to care who. It was getting late, though, so they went to get a shower before heading to bed. Perhaps the second date would go more smoothly.