Cougars are the most adorable little shits. <3
* Attempting to eat tuna out of a can with a tablespoon...
Because you couldn't be fucked switching on the light on the way to the kitchen.
... or checking whether the end felt pointy whilst fumbling around in the dark.
... and you sure as hell ain't making the 12 metre journey a second god damned time!
LAAAAAAAZY! XD