Oh Benjamin, what happend.
First you started as a poor "immigrant" (slave fits better...), then you left your foster mother and started your new career as a grave digger in the South of France, living on the edge of society.
Having a great time with blackmailing and gossip. But your life was boring. So you decided to kidnap a patrician courtesan for painting her. Sadly, your plan was not so well prepared and you ended in the hands of that patrician, that liked your art a lot, jailed you again in his castle for doing some art for him. Unfortunately you liked that courtesan a lot. Tried to kill yourself by drinking too much alcohol because she was not interested in you.
And what has not changed over the time?
Your cursing and your bad words. "Drecksscheißtag" can be translated as "Crutshitday". He´s talented at stringing words like that together.
In short: I wanted to draw his new clothes. :'D