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Rejesus: Prophet who walks the earth, spreading the good word of our father, Arceus.

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A Pokefan and their mother stand in a Toys-R-Us store during last spring's Regigigas pokemon event. The mother squints at the colorful sign, trying to pronounce the name of the strange monster her child came all the way out here for.

"Regises?"

"Rehguygus?"

"Reegus?"

This continues all the way to the checkout line, where the mother is buying candy.

"Did you have anything?"

"No, they were just getting their Reegagbuz. Rebajebuz. --- Regijesus."

Cashier steps backwards, laughing.

One thing leads to another.

"Thank you for helping me find Regijesus, Mom."

"My kid said I helped them find Jesus at Toys R Us, but they were supposed to find Jesus on their own."

Neighbor: "They found Jesus...?"

"Don't ask, it's a long story. Also, Jesus is a Pokemon"

Greatest apologies to any and all I have offended today.