Something for Hale, a harmless household product, shown here lubing up a squeaky bike chain! 3-IN-1 RUBBERCATS is the ultimate in lubrication! It is the only oil that oils properly without gumming, and is guaranteed* not to damage or infect any surface you use it on. It elimiates friction, prevents wear, and makes bicycles, tools, sewing machines, replicators, baking implements, telescopes, other people's bodies, etc, work easier and better. It prevents rust or tarnish on metal in any climate or weather, by sinking right into the pores of the metal and forming a moisture-proof, non-contagious** coat. 3-IN-1 RUBBERCATS is unsurpassed for cleaning and polishing furniture, woodwork, bathroom fixtures, skin, faces, personalities, individuality, existences, and any other surface in need of a good smooth shine. It will never use itself on anything you don't give it permission to***. Whether in the home, office, shop, factory, laboratory, or containment facility, it will pay you well to use 3-IN-1 RUBBERCATS, the all-around handy oil substitute, liberally and frequently.

*not guaranteed
**only contagious in 3 of 5 test cases
***3-IN-1 RUBBERCATS may be prone to bouts of autonomous activity if cap is not securely closed

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