As it would turn out, the wookie rule doesn't apply to you when your naughtybits are still visible despite all the fur..
SO he's trying some new clothes on- I've got the most terrible sense of fashion, but, shouldn't you just be able to pick out all the things that look cute and then have them work together as an outfit? ;w;

FA version: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/19184410/