"Don't even try it, I know how vore comics work!"

Can I just enjoy my sandwiches in peace? This happens at least twice a week, no matter how much attention I put into making these things some little guy always ends up in the middle of it with no explanation.
I take really small bites of things people, getting in a sandwich is not a good idea if you want to stay in one piece.
Not to mention how unsanitary it is...gosh do you mice have any consideration for us cats