Jarret, in one of his better moods.

Those who have been following the "this is too good to be written by a mere mortal" Snowkitten Kids comic will know Jarret from there. And that incarnation of Jarret is very different from the "canon" version from my main story. The comic version is written for loffs, but the usual version of Jarret is far from being a bumbling donut. He's meant to be extremely calculating, very accomplished with any amount of different weaponry, not entirely mentally stable, and just bad news generally. He isn't necessarily a bad guy, but he's the sort of person you cross the road to avoid.

I'm telling you this as a warning. I once saw him bite the head off a jelly baby like it was nothing. Be warned.