Van Gogh had his brush. Bernini had his chisel. The Beatles had their guitars. And I have my trusty frying pan. Every great artist must have their tools, and as the greatest artist of all, I'm no exception. ACME-brand Special Edition, made of 100% schlemiel alloy. Only the best for a discerning toon! And with it, I create all the lumps, bruises, and caved-in faces the world could ever need. Aah, walloping those who have it coming... my masterpieces!

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